I got 99 problems but my coordination ain't one

At 2,854 (and counting) it seems that Vogue have even more issues than Jay-Z has problems. So maybe it's a little bit of an exaggeration to say I have more issues than Vogue. I mean I'm sure I could think up a few (like people who drink their tea super milky, slow walkers in the street or those who ask a question you've already answered in an email) but 2,854 might be a stretch even for me. Well, actually it'd have be 2,855 in order to be more. But anyway, whether or not it's factually correct, I do still love this t-shirt. It was a bargain ebay buy back when I was in college and it's survived every single one of my wardrobe clear outs since then (believe me, there's been a lot). And I think a slogan tee looks good with a print because both make a statement without clashing with each other. These striped wide leg trousers were one of my best buys this year as they're super comfy and (as I'm now learning), they're perfect for every season. For the rest of my outfit, I stuck with the black and white to avoid any over-complicated colour palettes; white heeled mules and black collarless jacket. Although I am maybe getting to that time of year where it may be too cold for open-toe shoes. I could barely feel my feet all day. But the bonus of an open-toe shoe (even in cold weather) is that you can see your nail varnish and here's the really weird part. My toe nails were painted in exactly the same shade as the pink stripes on the trousers AND my finger nails were painted in exactly the same shade as the green stripes on the trousers, completely by accident. If you say I don't have colour coordination skills in my blood then you've got problems and I feel bad for you son...